Funniest crochet pattern ever

[Krakovianka]

Every once in a while, we have a thread where we voice our preferences about the way we prefer patterns to be written--words vs. symbols, stitch counts for each row, etc...

 

But this is truly original--a dishcloth pattern that is kind of cute, and a new set of instructions that may make you laugh out loud. (Be sure to scroll all the way to the end for the funny version.)

 

http://www.littlehouseinthesuburbs.com/2008/11/crocheted-washcloths-23-diamonds.html

[YarnMover]

:heehee:heehee:rofl That is too cute!

[carovan]

That is too hillarious....She sounds like she would be fun to get together and crochet with.

[rshseaeagle]

I agree, she would be a riot to sit and do a crochet project with, especially one that is giving you trouble. I love it. Thanks Krakovianka for making my day.

TLOL,

Toni

[smokeyp81]

Funny!

[Sockmad]

Bookmarked thanks for the great find.

[kazily]

I love that! It's how some of us talk to our crochet when we're fretting & yarn is twisting or splitting or just yelling "pick me!" when we skip them & aren't sure if it was the right skips lol!

[gumby28]

Thanks for the good laugh.

[pineapplequeen]

[countrykids]

too cute, needed a good laugh today

[Craw]

:rofl:lol Too funny! That's a nice washcloth pattern too. I don't think I could follow the funny directions, then again, given the right day maybe I could!

[Eneida]

After feeling so sad about the issue with Celtic Crochet Site, this post brought a smile to my face!! Hillarious!!

[Darsa]

That was awesome, I love it!!

[craziebunny]

That is too funny!!What a card!

[Cliffnote]

LOL, That was cute!

[DesertCrocheter]

Well, thank goodness it's not just me--I thought I was the only one who fought with her crochet sometimes. Thanks for the morning laugh! Patty

[Katchkan]

Great sense of humor. That was just too funny Definitely has her own style........

[SlowCrocheter]

LOL a lot of patterns sound just like that or make me act just like that. lol Great link thank you for sharing.

[Granny Square]

That's too funny!

[Mom's Crochet]

LooooooooL, I can definitely relate to those instructions. Funny!!

[HappyOldCro]

, working on pattern similar to that right now. There are so many "previous row" instructions that I have to keep rereading and counting all the "previous"s just to figure out where I am. I had just put it down and threw up my hands to keep from tossing it out hook and all. Came on here and found this post, I REALLY need this chuckle right now. Thank You, you have saved the day for me.

[Angora]

Lol!!!!!

[SassyCMA06]

Karen-

 

Thanks for posting that. Her website is chock-full of great ideas and humor!!!! Its fabulous!

[ladybug33]

That was hilarious! I bookmarked her blog, I bet the rest is just as entertaining!

[LoriZubie]

That cracked me up and made me want to go "stab" some stitches! LOL!