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Melibean223 Enthusiast

Melibean223

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i heard a joke at work about rectal deoderant but dont know if i should plst it here....it is not filthy........

 

I think I know the joke you are talking aout. after all how many jokes can there be about rectal deoderant lol.

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I'm not part of this CAL, but I do read it. I thought I would share this joke with you ladies since you've made me laugh quite a few times.

 

Be good to your wife, you never know when.........

 

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says "I clocked

you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it

on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear,

you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

 

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife

and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife

smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector

went off when it did."

 

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar

detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched

teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer

frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt,

s ir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, y ou

see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so

that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says,

"Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

 

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver

turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

 

(I love this part)

 

 

"Only when he's been drinking."
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After being away at a conference and not being able to get to crochetville for almost a week and a half I see that I have several pages and jokes to catch up on in this thread!

 

Here's a couple of jokes I took away from the conference I went to (it was a conference on satellites and there was a NASA engineer there whose young daughter entertained us with space jokes)...

 

What's the most popular snack on Mars?

A: Marshmallows.

 

How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space?

A: On flying saucers.

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ChayaSar Community Regular

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Well, I'm 15th on the list, which at a week out per person, and like waht 3 days mailing between? Is more like 10 days per peep, so 150 days is like 5 months away? Well, either way, I've looked at the progress pics thus far, and am excited because as the 15th person I'll have lots of colors to choose from by the time it gets to me, and I've got my crochet stitch bible ready to roll when it gets here!!! Just wanted to pop in and say hi, between homeschool, college and being wife and mom don't get much time to come in, but I'm here and watching!!

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