What if they banned crochet ?

[smileyface]

I'd hafta go underground and hope I didn't get caught!

 

Same here!

[RoseRed]

I want to know who is "they" and what do they have against crocheting?

 

RoseRed, I think the kooky hats will give us away if we're trying to be covert!

 

~ Joy

 

if no one but us knows why we're wearing them.....

either that or at the meetings..

 

I keep thinking of the red box hats with the tassle on top LOL!

[sonnets_and_stitches]

Have you been snooping in my best friend's closet? I'm pretty sure she owns at least one hat like that.

 

Seriously, though, what kind of question is that? "What if they banned crochet?" What a very silly woman who originally asked such a question! I mean, what if they banned spaghetti? Or Velcro sneakers? What if they banned jumping rope?

 

Shaking her head sadly, with the tassels on her hat waving ~ Joy

[autumnrhapsody]

Does this mean we get to design a rebel flag?

[RoseRed]

..with white crochet hooks instead of stripes?

[seamusandrosy]

My father does that to me sometimes.

 

"Hey! Knitting again, I see? What would you do if they banned that?"

"... Not care and keep crocheting, Dad."

"Ooops. I know it's crocheting, but I always say knitting. I'm a very bad parent. Anyways, what would you do if it was banned and people burned all your yarn?"

"I would sit there. I would realize I had nothing to do with my hands. Then, I would go insane and start twitching and tapping and foaming at the mouth. I think murder would be next on the agenda."

"Fantastic. I'll just protect your yarn, then, shall I?"

 

 

Also, can I join the Underground Crocheting Squad? I would attempt to convince the Young Folks that since it was banned, the best way to fight the man is to crochet. And I would be right. And the craft would live on.

[Buttercup]

I would go underground also. There is no way I can go on without crocheting

It is really a lifesaver!!!

[alibra]

They would have to arrest me...

[paperflowers]

I would be a lieutenant in the rebellion movement!!

[yarn_monkey]

They'd just have to lock me up. And then I would tear up my bedsheets and use my fingers.

[browneyedpoetess25]

I would join all the other underground crocheters.When my arm was in a cast I almost went crazy because I couldnt crochet but of course I found a way.HEEHEE

[~Kel~]

ummmmmm yeah I'd be an underground crocheter too

[mizduck]

I guess I'd become a ***itive and smuggle yarn across the borders for those who need a fix!

[minx19662000]

i would be lost. that is the main thing i do. i guess i would go to jail or underground.

[HappyOldCro]

I would go underground

There would be no garment made from yarn that would be sacred. They would all be unraveled and reused.

You would have to put guards around sharp knives and trees, because I would have to make my own hooks.

Do you think a bent coat hanger would work?

[purlwise]

I would organize a crochet in instead of a sit in!

[Indigo Skye]

Yeah, if it was banned there would be more time for my:

 

soapmaking

knitting

latchhooking

rollerskating

female bodybuilding

 

You get the drift.

[mcnerlin]

R WING HERE I COME!!!!!!! crocheting is my sanity. it's my therapy