Funny story about Michael's

[crochetstepmom]

So, a few years ago, DH THOUGHT that he banned me from Michael's. Well, I showed him...I banned him from Lowe's. :lol:lol So, the Michael's ban was lifted quickly.

 

Anyway, DH likes to play with wood. Lately he has been stenciling, painting, and decorating boxes and plaques. Sometimes when he tries out a new design, he likes to buy inexpensive, unfinished boxes from craft stores so that he doesn't waste a box that he has built if he makes a mistake or doesn't like the design.

 

Today, he went to Michael's. He got a few boxes and other supplies. I, naturally, asked him if they had any good sales on yarn (tongue-in-cheek.)

 

Well, funny you should ask. I know that you, my loving wife, are ALWAYS in need of yarn. I, being the dutiful husband that I am, went to the yarn section, and I know you're not going to believe this, but (don't you just love it when they say that?)...they were COMPLETELY sold out of yarn!

 

Really? How sad.

 

I know! Not only were they completely sold out of yarn, but there were no crochet hooks or books either.

 

Wow.

 

In fact, I don't think that you should even bother going back there. I think they are closing the yarn section at Michael's.

 

Well, I think I am going to call that store and give them a piece of my mind.

 

No, no....don't bother. I already did that.

 

 

The worst part is...that's not the first time that he's tried to convince me that a store has stopped selling yarn. There is a LYS here in town that has the word "yarn" in the name. He tried to tell me once that yarn didn't sell very well so they were selling yo-yo's now.

[craziebunny]

[Momcrochets]

[crochetbycharlene]

Too funny!

[segi1974]

[hockeymomcrochets]

too funny!

[dulcet_ambrosia]

How funny...Men...

[Crafty_Mel]

:rofl

[pretty_bug01]

Did you tell him that Lowe's no longer sells wood?

[crochetstepmom]

Did you tell him that Lowe's no longer sells wood?

 

I would if he didn't have the assistant manager's number on speed dial. She's a woman, too...I call her his girlfriend at Lowe's. :lol:lol

[Debbi-a1]

funny!

[DebbyQ]

That is too funny. Sounds like your hubby has a wonderful sense of humor. LOL

 

 

Debby

[ldyer1]

hahaha

 

If Michaels ever did close its yarn section I would have to wear black and go into mourning!

[mamabear10]

I'll have to share this with my dh. He'd like knowing he has a kindred spirit out there:devil

[kwoolls]

:laughrollThat is to funny!!

[angieInCA]

 

I read this to my DH, he is right now

[CandEsMom]

That's awesome!

[pineapplequeen]

[christinanthemum]

 

That would be my reaction should it ever become real.

 

However, since it's not, then...

[aspensnana]

OMG MEN, they are so FUUUNNNY!!!!