Funny crochet definitions

[Burgandy]

I just came across these definitions and thought I would share.

 

http://www.crochetmagazine.com/features/spec_interest/pages/sp_july04_hooks_humor.html

[mc_crochets]

:rofl :rofl

[dhaunae]

Muahahahaha! My question is, why is that listed under "humor" and not "fact"??? It looks pretty factual to me ...

[mc_crochets]

that way we can show our significant others and show them how we aren't AS BAD as they "THINK" we are its all in their imagination right

[divaborn]

:rofl :laughroll :rofl

 

Oh no, we've been found out...

[MarvieN]

hehehehe too funny!

[Katchkan]

Vacuum Cleaner? Whats a Vacuum cleaner?

[RachelG]

How'd they know??

[NexStitch]

I liked the catalog description!

[Stacey]

Too funny!

[CatsCradleCreations]

I laughed when I got that issue! I resemble a lot of those remarks.....

 

I had a meeting this morning to which I took hook and yarn. It was so cold that I HAD to crochet to stay warm....

[dogymom]

Don't all crocheters feel this way about their catalogs?

[diamond]

WHO TOLD????

[goldi316]

Oh lordy, the "yarn" description hits the mark in a big way! Same with the "catalog". From the looks of this growing 'Ville, it's contagious! :hook

[seagull1993]

'truth can be funnier than fiction'.

[fruggs]

:rofl :rofl LOL

[mamaoso]

:rofl :rofl

[princsstrish]

http://www.anniesattic.com/crochet/content.html?content_id=348

 

Just updating the link since the previous one seems to have been taken down. If you haven't read these, they are certainly hilarious!

[Stacey]

I'd forgotten how funny those were! I especially love the drtrtrc definition