Crochet Joke

[acraftylady]

Just got this from a friend and thought it was cute to share. Mary

 

 

 

CROCHETED DOLLS

 

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had

shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept

no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a

shoe-box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband

never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never

thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick

and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out

their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe-box and took it to his wife's bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.

When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money

totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to

be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy

marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry

with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only

two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him

two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst

with happiness. "Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what

about all of this money? Where did it come from?"

"Oh," she said, "That's the money I made from selling the dolls."

[melectric]

Haha, that is great.

[Pumpkinmouse]

:rofl :rofl

[Daisy]

That's a cute joke! I needed a laugh today! Thanks!

[leftiecrochetchick]

:rofl :rofl

that is way to funny! thanx for the laugh. im sending this on to my friends

[gardnr]

LOL That is really funny!!!!!

 

 

Gardnr

[chichiwawa]

Funny stuff. I needed that laugh.

[jewel]

Thanks that gave me a good laugh.

[lhasaapsolady]

thats a good one. Maybe I should give that a try.

[heart]

That's great!!!!!!

[RoseRed]

too cute

[Misa]

[The Donna]

Here's one I found the other day:

 

A blonde was driving her car when a police officer pulled up alongside her. He noticed the blonde was crocheting while she was driving. He turned on his lights, and gestured at her to pull the car over, but she didn't understand him. So, she rolled down her window to hear him better.

 

"PULL OVER!" said the policeman.

 

"NO," replied the blonde. "CARDIGAN!"

[crochetbycharlene]

I love it!

[cgd]

Hehehehe!

[Shelleden]

LOL That's a good one! I can't wait to tell my husband that one!! Although, he might not think it's quite so funny.......