My wife, she is a hooker

[Kymberlina]

My wife, she is hooker

Of this she's mighty proud

And the stories of her exploits

Are legends in our town.

 

She's shameless with her talents

She'll go hooking anywhere

And if people want to watch her

She really doesn't care.

 

It seems to be a family thing

Her mother taught her how

Seems her grandma was a hooker

An my daughter's hooking now.

 

She goes to hookers meetings

To learn the new techniques

She starts hooking in a frenzy

And won't talk to me for weeks.

 

She doesn't do the house work

She doesn't make the beds

No! She doesn't have the time for that

She'd rather hook instead.

 

My wife she is a hooker

And I curse that awful day

When she first picked up the hook and yarn

And learned how to crochet.

 

Dedicated to all those men who found they have been abandoned for a ball of yarn.

 

 

I read this at CwnEnfysCrochet. I just had to share it. I think I'll email it to my husband.

[Ambersafghans]

OH dear! that's a laugh.

Thanks for posting it.

Amber

[esekeith]

:bad So true.

 

Thanks for posting the pome.

Deb

[froggy]

So True! Thanks for the laugh!:bad

[Woven N Spun]

Oooh that is funny. My hubby called me a hooker the other night. Had to send him this. Hopefully it will make him smile today too.

[Nashville Crocheter]

:rotfl :rollin :rotfl

 

I am printing that out to take to my crochet group on Monday.

 

 

:rollin

[Suebee42]

Copied, pasted, and e-mailed to my husband.

[memflag]

That's cute!!! I will have to send that to my DH!!! ROFL!!!

 

Elizabeth

[Mom w/a Motif]

That is too funny! I will have to print it out and show my husband.

[Stacey]

Thanks for posting this! I saw it somewhere a while back and meant to show it to hubby but forgot to and then couldn't find it again. Copying and pasting now before I forget!

[NancyCA]

That is adorable! I am printing it out to give to my dh. He will agree!!

[hollier2002]

Awesome! My hubby loves it!:)h