Doris Chan Crochet Rules - Very Funny and All Too True!

[redrosesdz]

I was checking out a link that Granny Square had posted and started looking at Doris Chan's blogs.  Her "Crochet Rules" is too good to pass up!!

 

http://dorischancrochet.com/crochet-rules/

 

P.S. I have to change Rule # 8 "Block that puppy" to "Block that cat, whose nails need trimmed!

[katyallen815]

ha,I can personally relate to rule #6, as I have recently had a hook snap in too, course it was the lucite ones, but still , luckilly, had another,  now I need to pick one up, in case this one goes, lol... I have crocheted for a long time, and this ws the first ever time I had a hook break in my hands, clover would not have done that!!! lol

[Granny Square]

Too funny, I love her sets of conflicting rules!

[JustAddGlitter]

Excellent list! lol

[Real Deal]

I love this list, but especially #23, because it has happened all too many times to me. I've seen a yarn I wanted and didn't buy it on the spot, and by damn, when I returned to get some, there wouldn't be a single skein. Probably the very next customer after my first view of the yarn bought it all! Eeeeeekkk!!!

[LI Roe]

OMG! That is so true. Thanks for sharing. After the day I had, it was a breath of fresh air.

 

I can identify with nearly all of them (don't have a doggie or kitty though). 

 

Roe